Maybe I’ve been going about this thing all wrong. Maybe I need to do more homework before I try getting in touch with my inner goddess. I mean, it might help if I knew what she was actually like.
I’ll need something scientific. Something capable of peeling away the layers of my conscious mind to discover the deity within. Something that can give me greater insights than I could ever hope to achieve on my own, or even with the help of Wikihow. Fortunately, the internet has come to the rescue once again.
For this installment, I’m going to try to get to know my inner goddess through the magic of online personality tests. Luckily, I have a buttload to choose from:
- There’s this 15 question quiz from ProProfs.
- This Goddess Archetype Test from Rooted Sun.
- This Discover Your Inner Goddess quiz from YouThink.
- And The Goddess Quiz from Goddess MECA.
Between the four of ’em, I figure I can get a decent cross-section of opinions that’ll help me pin her down. So! On to the quizzing.
A lot of these questions are pretty tough to answer. What if I like my “stylish, organized” city home to be a “peaceful sanctuary” that’s “full of beautiful artwork, textures, colours, and sensual delights” and “full of plants”?
A lot of these questions also focus on my attitude towards men. I never figured that quizzes about goddess archetypes would fail the Bechdel test, of all things.
One of these insisted I give them my email address to get my results. I actually did it. That’s how devoted I am to this experiment.
Who Is My Inner Goddess?
Okay, so my choices are Artemis, Aphrodite, more Artemis, or Hekate. Since my results seem to skew more towards virginal huntress goddess, I’m going to go with that. Maybe now I can figure out how to get in touch with my inner goddess.