Hello! This week, I have for you:
How to Participate in the National General Strike on February 17th — Unemployed? Self-employed? Unable to take the day off of work? There are other things you can do to participate in the strike.
All Cats Love Music — Make a donation of at least $50 to the ACLU, Planned Parenthood, or SPLC, and Bunny Blake will write you a song about your cat (or dog, chinchilla, chicken, tiny alligator, chupacabra, etc.).
I Don’t Dress For Men, I Dress For The Sea Witch That Cursed Me — “Can men enjoy my clothes? Of course they can. Anyone is welcome to see and appreciate the aesthetics of my outfits. I just don’t want men to think that I wore this in the hopes that they would talk to me, when I just wore it because I wake up every day essentially in a prison of no choices thanks to my cruel, salty mistress.”
How To Become A Life Coach — “You can’t be a life coach without being hella authentic. Being true to your students means being true to yourself. How can you be true to yourself, without being…..authentic?!? The main way to be “authentic” is by taking a bunch of random pictures of yourself and writing “authentic” phrases on them. […] The best part about telling people to be “authentic” is that it doesn’t mean anything! It’s just a Philosophy 101 phrase that people use to sound smart. It’s also a way to make people always question if they’re being authentic enough.”
I Work from Home — “OPERATOR: Now, Robert, did you eat anything today?
ROBERT: Yes. Many times.
OPERATOR: Are you eating now, Robert?
ROBERT: I keep putting things in my mouth a lot.” Accurate.
Lastly, I leave you with the song that’s been stuck in my head all week: