Hello! This week, there’s a grody road, a stolen brain, Mothman, and the dark truth about Britney Spears’ Instagram account:
Sacred Fragment of 19th-Century Saint’s Brain Stolen from Italian Basilica — I really, really want to be a fly on the wall when the thieves try to fence this.
Road paved with clamshells emits stench, covered in maggots — A guy up for “Worst Neighbor Possibly Ever” paved a road in unwashed clam shells. To the surprise of probably nobody, this turned out to be a terrible idea.
Russian malware communicates by leaving comments in Britney Spears’s Instagram account — Instagram isn’t all multi-level marketing shills and perverts trawling for pictures of shoes. Sometimes it’s Russian hackers too!
Chicago’s Current Mothman Flap “A Warning,” Says Expert — Mothman sightings are on the rise. Does that mean bad news for Chicago?
And lastly, I leave you with: