It’s been awhile since I was on the internet enough to really find things cool enough to share with you guys, but oh man has this week been a doozy. I mean, look at it:
Pigeon ‘caught with backpack of drugs’ — Okay, this is unabashedly terrible, but hear me out. I admire the determination here. There’s something refreshingly old-fashioned about it. Picture it: in a steampunk world without email, cellphones, or the Silk Road, a lone drug dealer spends time sewing miniature backpacks and painstakingly training his fleet of prized pigeons to become the most adorable tiny drug mules ever.
Most of the World’s Bread Clips Are Made by a Single Company — Some people like to posit that the world is actually run by a secret society that controls everything from governments, to the entertainment industry, to real estate. I don’t, but that doesn’t mean I’m not kind of fascinated and slightly unsettled whenever I find out that one company has managed to (almost) completely corner the market on something mundane, harmless, and extremely ubiquitous. Like that one Japanese company with the zippers.
6 of the Weirdest Skin-Care Hacks from Reddit Users That You Should Not Try at Home — Not gonna lie, I post some goofy skin care hacks here sometimes. I try to make them relatively harmless things, though, like making your own versions of Lush products or rubbing banana peels on your face. I promise I will never tell you to use ear wax as a primer, pinky swear.
Machete-Wielding Clown Tries To Hitchhike Along Busy California Highway — I admit, I took an unsafe number of hitchhiking trips (read: more than zero) during my wild and misspent youth. Considering some of the questionable decisions I’ve made, I’m kind of astonished I lived to tell the tale. That said, I am very much not surprised that nobody volunteered to ride with a clown carrying a machete.
And lastly, I leave you with an animated version of Heironymus Bosch’s Garden of Earthly Delights: