Hello! This week, I have for you:
Man Who Hates 7-Eleven With A Passion Opens Up 6-Twelve Instead — Man, that is an aspiration-worthy level of pettiness. That said, this guy is fully justified and I’m glad his former 7-Eleven customers are supporting his business.
Maryland Resident Spots Bipedal Creature Missing its Body — You know, I’ve actually been planning on writing a thing about how the PNW has been unfairly hogging all of the good cryptids. This warrants further investigation.
Helpful Dead Wife — Is it weird that I’m more intrigued by the Rube Goldbergian murder device than I am about the helpful ghost? All “Yeah, yeah, okay a ghost lady, but tell me more about the string.”
1120: Gold from cocks, toads and redhead blood — Really, even if this worked, you’d probably spend more procuring the materials to do it than you’d get back for the gold you made.
Lastly, I leave you with this: