Steven Seagal reportedly has Google alerts set up to detect mentions of him. In the interest of science (and seeing if chanting his name will make him appear in the mirror of my darkened bathroom all “Bloody Mary” style), I am conducting a short experiment.
STEVEN SEAGAL, STEVEN SEAGAL, STEVEN SEAGAL.
Thank you, readers, for your co-operation. Regular content will resume if I am not transported to a pocket dimension where the only sound is “Mojo Priest”.